BACHELOR PAD

LIVING ALONE -well I get up when I like
And I wash up if I like
I got plenty more time for Adrian Chiles on the radio
And writing concept album number 22

I ve arranged the flat nice
pizza on the menu every nite
I go to bed when I like
Look it s way past 2 o clock
I haven't done my washing, I not wearing socks
The loneliness I can almost touch

I got the fruitfliesfor company
Think I all start writing that symphony
A lot of books still in boxes
The washing up is really stacking up
The bills I can t pay keep.on building up
The loneliness I can almost touch

Sat on the floor in my flat
Well I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
my bicycle s in the shed downstairs
the leccy s on a meter, it costs .......

Living alone: I get dressed when I like
I don t even have to try
To impress the passer by

I mooch around in the afternoon
And re using plastic spoons
The loneliness...

The smell has start to settle in
The mouse lives in the recycling
But I like his company
1 squeak for yes 2 squeaks For no
I m spending too much time sat here alone
The loneliness...